Fortune Teller Predicts the Fate of the England Team at Euro 2024

A famous fortune teller has used asparagus to predict the outcome for the England national team at Euro 2024.

Jemima Packington, a resident of Bath, England, claims to be the world’s only “asparamancer” – a title given by her friends to honor her unique ability to predict the future through asparagus.

Using fresh asparagus grown in Worcestershire, this fortune teller has successfully predicted several significant events in recent years.

As the England team enters Euro 2024 in Germany as one of the tournament favorites, Jemima revealed what the asparagus is telling her will happen.

Speaking to the Manchester Evening News, the 67-year-old seer said: “A lot of people have asked me how England will fare at the Euros, so I’ve done a thorough analysis of the matches. I’ve heard three specific words – ‘It’s Coming Home’ – implying that the championship will belong to England, the country often regarded as the birthplace of football.”

“England fans have every right to be positive and optimistic if anything happens. I can also see Harry Kane being very strong. He will be one to watch and will come into his own in this tournament.”

According to Jemima, the vegetable she trusts has a success prediction rate of about 75-90%, reassuring England fans that the 58-year wait for a prestigious trophy may come to an end.

However, while asparagus promises glory for England, Jemima hinted at a less successful campaign for Scotland:

“I see a positive outcome. The England team will perform very well, and I think we will see ourselves winning. As for Scotland, no comment,” she said.

“My technique hasn’t changed, I still cast the asparagus spears and interpret the patterns they form. For me, seeing the patterns is immediate, perhaps due to many years of practice.”

If Jemima is correct, Gareth Southgate will bring home a major trophy to England for the first time since the 1966 World Cup.